Vivien @ b00n' S dreamword **梦幻文言**: <strong>男人很难取悦!!</strong>
I'm not supposed to love you,
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there,
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do, Sorry I just couldn't help myself,
I fell in love with you.


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Vivien @ boon who originate from a kampung in Johor, now spending her bored life in Sunway. Like to dream a lot and crazy about everything she believed to be worth it. Yet, thing that she believe always hurt her most!

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Friday, May 05, 2006

>>>@@ 男人很难取悦!! @@<<<


男人的问题是:

如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.
对他不好,他说妳骄傲.
如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.
如果不,他说妳是乡下来的
如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执
如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!
如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明
如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!
如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳
如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.
如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他
如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!
如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦
如果不,他说妳不信任他
如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈
如果他骂妳,是表示他“关心”妳
如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人
如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的
如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩
如果他吸烟,他是绅士
如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气
如果他考得好,他说是实力!
如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍
如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!

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Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!


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