Vivien @ b00n' S dreamword **梦幻文言**
我爱做梦, 也爱幻想, 且让文字代替言语把梦表达出来!
I like dreaming, cause dreaming can make you mine!
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there,
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do, Sorry I just couldn't help myself,
I fell in love with you.
- 老婆
- 柏拉图式的爱情
- 名@句
- 失眠
- 不一样的二月十四。。。
- Jealous me?
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朋友寄了这则文章给我，很有趣，就和大家分享！
大学生= 吃饭+ 睡觉+ 谈恋爱 （做爱？）
猪= 吃饭+ 睡觉
所以：大学生= 猪+ 谈恋爱
以上推出：大学生 - 谈恋爱= 猪
即大学生不谈恋爱的都是猪！
同理得出：猪+ 谈恋爱= 大学生
即猪只要谈恋爱就可以变成大学生？？？
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很讽刺吧？
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no accompany!
no bf!
no alcohol!
no redbox!
no club 7!
no TGV!
no GSC!
no clubbing!
no slumbering!
NO ENTERTAINMENT!(NOT A SINGLE 1)
wat i have is only REPORTS, STUDY n EXAM n EXAM
EXAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
fuckexamfuckexamfuckexamfuckexamfuckexamfuckexamfuckexam
fuckmonashfuckmonashfuckmonashfuckmonashfuckmonashfuckmonash
fuckinglifefuckinglifefuckinglifefuckinglifefuckinglifefuckinglife
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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~Happy birthday to u~
~Happy birthday to u~
~Happy birthday to susu~
~Happy birthday to u!~
Kian kian su su (uncle)!!! may ur 22th birthday happy and enjoying!
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不知不觉，又到这学期的尾声了。
不知是因为快乐不知时日过， 还是忙碌忘了光阴流。。。
总觉得时间过的好快好快。。。快得总觉得不够时间准备考试。。
考试吗？呵呵。。。 功课都还没赶完，哪来的时间准备考试？？
真希望时间可以倒流，那很多事情都能改变，也可以重头再来。。
但那时不可能的。。。
时间是不等人的，失去了就要接受， 不应在执著。
就如退色的恋情，不管在怎么努力，还是无法恢复原来的样子。。。
如今的生活，总觉得迷惘，无助，不知该如何是好。。。
也只能走一步，看一步了。。。
迷惘？就让他去吧。。。
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had the parasitology lecture just now, mention about a protozoa named Trypanosoma brucei gambiense which transmitted by a fly named "tsetse fly" can cause African Sleeping Sickness...
sound familiar rite? i like to sleep all day, mind never clear which is the symptoms,then daddy yong always say i come from africa that always speak africa language that nobody understand wat m i talking about... blar blar blar...
coated from Dr. Gong SK, i must be biten by a tsetse fly that cause the sleeping sickness on me... yet, here is malaysia, not africa oso... so it is impossible for me to have this AFRICA SLEEPING SICKNESS!!! wuahahaha....
*end of bull shit*
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'nah! there comes the mummy' *gag*
a conversation between zeno n val this morning (11pm) at corner when i fail to find a parking space then simply double parking in front of the shop then join them!
m i look like a Egypt mummy?
zeno say i like the mummy, keep sleeping for the WHOLE century and din see me often..
ok i know i sleep a lot, but not tat severe till bcome mummy gua...
if can bcome mummy oso not bad! can cross century and live longer leh... wuahahaha....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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SHIT SHIT SHIT!!! we fuck up ouir presentation! the time keeper 'TING' us then everyone like stone liao.. (most obvious evon who was still presenting her slides) and?? we jump to the conclusion!! game over! wahhhhhhhhh
but luckily the Q&A session was a easy one... at least somebody able to understand and answer (though maybe she answer in a weird way) hehe...
3 days break in a roll. but really a break? i donno.... next week still got a clinical biochemistry test which i totally skip all that 9 hours lecture of tat stupid cow ton and now donno where to start REVISING? (maybe start learning.. no way to revise since u din learn anything!) and another parasitology lab report to go... n... more n more unknown due date of those works....
anyway, must sleep gao gao tonite.. hahaha
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so lazy to attend lectures
so lazy to do tutorials
so lazy to study for tests...
so lazy to do reports
so lazy to prepare presentation slides
so lazy to deal with people out there
so lazy to go back hometown
so lazy to go out social
i m so so so lazy to do anything..
except.. sleeping........zzzzzzzzzz
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男人的问题是：
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
如果不，他说妳不信任他
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
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Men Are Hard To Please
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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歌手：张惠妹
又被爱伤了一遍
无所谓当作成长
刚刚走开的人
烟还点着味道却淡了
我并不是天生爱寂寞
却比任何人都多
就算把世界给我
我还是一无所有
我要快乐我要能睡的安稳
有些人不抱了才温暖
离开了才不恨我早应该割舍
我要快乐哪怕笑的再大声
心不是热的全都是假的
只有眼泪是真的
把从前想了一遍
谢谢了伤我的人
想做乐观的人
每种雨声听了都不冷
我并不是天生爱寂寞
却比任何人都多
就算把世界给我
我还是一无所有
我要快乐我要能睡的安稳
有些人不抱了才温暖
离开了才不恨我早应该割舍
我要快乐哪怕笑的再大声
心不是热的全都是假的
我的决定是对的
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爱一个人，要了解也要开解；
要道歉也要道谢；
要认错也要改错；
要体贴也要体谅；
是接受而不是忍受；
是宽容而不是纵容；
是支持而不是支配；
是慰问而不是质问；
是倾诉而不是控诉；
是难忘而不是遗忘；
是彼此交流而不是凡事交代；
是为对方默默祈求而不向对方诸多要求。
可以浪漫，但不要浪费，
不要随便牵手，更不要随便放手。
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